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Three Marines vs One Afghan Camel Spider
Published 3 years ago
How many United States Marines does it take to close with and destroy a single Afghan Camel Spider inside of a mud hut in the middle of nowhere? Find out on the next episode of Funker530.
Marines are known for being hard-charging individuals who will run down any enemy threat in an attempt to close with and destroy through close combat and fire and maneuver. Mission accomplishment is at the top of the docket when it comes to being a United States Marine, and don't ever catch yourself on the X between a Marine and his objective.
Now take all that moto jargon, and throw it right out the window if you are a camel spider. If Osama Bin Laden himself had been at the back of a cave guarded by several large Afghan Camel Spiders, the Marine Corps would have had to pump the breaks and call in the Coast Guard for supporting fires. It's a simple fact, an Afghan or Iraqi Camel Spider is enough to make any Marine stop in his tracks.
For legal reasons, I am allowed to type all of the above because I was a Marine Corps Infantry Machine Gunner for eight years throughout the Global War on Terror.