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The Ultimate Explosive Ordinance Disposal Technician
Published 3 years ago
In the world of explosive ordinance disposal, there are multiple tiers of operator. When you finally reach the peak of EOD, there is one man you must fight. This is the ultimate EOD Tech.
They say that Explosive Ordinance Disposal is one of the toughest jobs to get in the entire military. Obtaining the EOD pin is just your first step into that world though. Once you enter the ranks of elite explosive ordinance disposal operators, there is a ladder that you must climb. In order to make it to the top, you have to beat out every EOD technician in the world, including the dudes from 'The Hurt Locker,' and 2014's 'Godzilla.'
Right at the tippy top of the EOD food chain, you will meet with this warrior. He is the ultimate EOD bad ass, and rumor has it that no improvised explosive device, conventional military explosive, or other EOD technician in any branch of the armed forces has been able to defeat him in battle. If you are looking to climb the ranks in one of the most elite military occupational specialties in the armed forces, be prepared to fight this man for your pin in the end.
For legal reasons, the above is satire. I love my EOD techs.