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The Porta John Bandits Strike Again
Published 3 years ago
Members of the Taliban mount a daring daytime RPG strike against an American position in Yahya Kheyl Afghanistan. They kill absolutely no one, but devastate troop morale by destroying a latrine.
In an incident that became infamous, two members of the Taliban made a distinct name for themselves. The Porta John Bandits, as they were later dubbed by the infantry Soldiers of COP May, conducted a daring daytime duo assault where they fired two rocket propelled grenades randomly into COP May destroying the Soldier's porta john, and robbing of them a dignified location to go number two.
This footage, captured on the ground based observation surveillance system, shows The Porta John Bandits captured in stunning 480p footage. It is rumored that to this day, they are still at large in the middle of nowhere Afghanistan, hunting and searching for shitters to destroy.
