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(NSFW) Funker530 Writer's Afghan Party Boy Tape Leaked
Published 3 years ago
I've been telling Will for weeks now that I was going to leak this tape. He never believes me, and he keeps sending me these fargo-esque selfies in our work group chat. I told you I'd do it.
If you guys aren't super in the know, the Funker530 team consists of three writers, one content creator, our development team, and Funker himself who oversees all of the action with his clipboard. We have a group chat between the writing staff with Ronnie and Funker in it where a lot of memes are shared on a daily basis, and where we consolidate all of the content for posting to the proper social media channels to ensure that you guys see it once it's produced.
Last week, while going through my hard drive of archived content, I found this gem of a video sitting in the stack of combat footage that I need to get published. The title of the video was "Party Boy Afghanistan," and it features our very own Will Killmore dancing in his ranger panties for a group of Afghan construction workers on one of his deployments overseas. I showed this to Will, and he refused to post it himself citing that he didn't want to blind you all his ridiculous midwestern skin.
Ever since, every couple of days I've threatened to post this video. I honestly don't think anyone on the team believed that I was going to do it, but here we are.
Ladies and Gentlemen, and I present to you. Party Boy Afghanistan, starring Will Killmore.
