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Moron Shoots His Buddy's Foot Off
Published 11 months ago
Footage from a Middle-Eastern no-girls-allowed dance party, where dudes can focus on doing dude stuff like interlocking fingers with other dudes while rhythmically moving their bodies together to the sound of music, away from the thirsting eyes of the opposite sex, a negligent discharge from the rifle of an attendee fires a bullet into the foot of the man sitting next to him on the couch.
The incompetent stooge can be seen firing some sort of celebratory burst of AK fire into the air before returning to his seat. He realizes he didn't put the safety back on and begins incompetently fumbling with the mechanism and manages to pull the trigger.
It's not clear exactly why or how this could have happened, but based on the clothing attire, the video takes place in Yemen where over 30% of marriages are between close blood relatives. Inbreeding, especially multi-generational inbreeding, which is extremely common in Yemen, results in offspring with significantly lower IQ and mental retardation. This is likely the underlying reason for what occurs in the accompanying footage.
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