Published 1 years ago
A pair of fed-up store owners give a satisfyingly thorough beatdown to a garbage human that attempted to steal a large quantity of tobacco products from their business.
It's not clear if the cameraman was in on the robbery, or if he is almost as equally worthless as the thief, as he can be heard making light of the situation by trying to get the thief to hand him some cigars and then telling the store staff to "let him go" and "there's nothing you can do."
However, the businessmen demonstrate otherwise as they confront the criminal who responds with threats of bodily harm and other unintelligible vocalizations on par with a special needs toddler. The thief then escalates his crime by using a nearby garbage can to collect thousands of dollars in products.
As the criminal attempts to escape with his loot, one of the merchants wrestles him to the ground while the other merchant beats his legs mercilessly with a heavy dowel. With any luck, the criminal sustained debilitating injuries and is currently lying in an ally defecating on himself while septic shock creeps in.
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Will Killmore
Will Killmore is a US Army combat infantry veteran and Purple Heart recipient. He has deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan with the 172nd Stryker Brigade and 173rd Airborne Brigade. Following his time in service, he successfully pursued a certificate of journalism and has been a blogger for Funker530 since 2014. Follow Will’s bad takes on Twitter
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