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Published 3 years ago

We've heard them all, am I right?

"Girlfriend got pregnant"
"My mom wouldn't let me"
"I had too much muscle mass, so they turned me away"

Well, your guys at Fuddy Duddy went into the prone and found almost veteran Dan Taylor. He let us spend the day with him and we were able to ask some pressing questions about why he never enlisted into the military.

We picked his brain and learned that sometimes, no matter how much you want to join, for some people, the challenges of life can get in the way. Big time...

This Fuddy Duddy original will take you deep inside the mind of someone who never served, but wants to make sure you know, that he almost did.

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Published 3 years ago

We've heard them all, am I right?

"Girlfriend got pregnant"
"My mom wouldn't let me"
"I had too much muscle mass, so they turned me away"

We picked his brain and learned that sometimes, no matter how much you want to join, for some people, the challenges of life can get in the way. Big time...

This Fuddy Duddy original will take you deep inside the mind of someone who never served, but wants to make sure you know, that he almost did.

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I Almost Joined | Famous Military Enlistment Excuses

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Funker News Network Host Joins Ukrainian Farmer's Brigade

U.S. Army Drops in on Secret Chairforce Halfpipe in Iraq

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An Infamous Track from Iraq - The Fobbit Song

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Man Conducts 'Out-of-This-World' Weapon Drills

Soldier Hip Fires 60mm Mortar: Ouch

Mounted Turtle Combat Patrols Restoring Peace In The Middle East

Norway's Task Force Viking Perform "Kosovo Karaoke"

Funker News Network Host Joins Ukrainian Farmer's Brigade

U.S. Army Drops in on Secret Chairforce Halfpipe in Iraq

The Saddest Rocket, You'll Ever See

Russian Tank Attempts to do a Kickflip - Fails

A Boring Dystopia: Taliban Enjoying Abandoned Kabul Amusement Park

An Infamous Track from Iraq - The Fobbit Song

Marines Prove They're Amphibious in Culvert Crossing

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