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Burglar Gambles on New Orleans Truck- Wins Tinnitus
Published 1 years ago
A would-be burglar picks the wrong truck in New Orleans, earning himself a startling surprise.
New Orleans is a place near and dear to my heart. Its rich and diverse history and culture has provided, over the years, myriad examples that if you mess around in the Crescent City, you're liable to find out- whether by getting in a duel in an alley, short-changing the wrong pirate, messing around with voodoo, being a Redcoat at the wrong time, crossing the mob, or trying to loot after a hurricane. In more contemporary times, New Orleans has been dealing with a rash of vehicle break-ins. Thanks to a security camera in the right place, we get to see how this attempt played out for our lucky contestant.
5 seconds into the video, the burglar arrives on the left in a white sedan, his mark being the white Silverado on the right. He quickly breaks the glass at 09 seconds, then hops in, going straight for the center console. This is where cash, cards , electronics, and firearms are likely to be. What's he won this time? At 15 seconds, we're treated to a bright flash, but denied the pop and probable scream that came with it. It turns out that an area local took matters into his own hands, and rigged his truck console with an improvised flashbang! The suspect flees to safety and, in all likelihood, a change of pants. We then see the incident play in slow-motion.
Investigation reveals that the device was constructed with a blank 12-gauge shotgun shell. While further details into how this particular device was built have not been made readily available (likely due to safety concerns), tripwire-armed perimeter alarms that would likely fit the bill are available from many retailers. It has been confirmed that the truck owner did not face charges for owning the device, nor rigging it in his personal vehicle. As configured, it was deemed unlikely to cause lasting harm- though someone out there will probably never look at white Silverados the same way again.
About the Author
Cole Simms
Cole Simms is an Air Guardsman, NASA enthusiast, police officer, and security contractor with particular experience in austere environments. Outside of work, he volunteers as a Stop The Bleed instructor for area schools. He holds a Bachelor's Degree in Homeland Security and Emergency Management, and blends his knowledge and experience to write analysis for Funker530.